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So, there we were, minding our own business, when the next thing you know, we are looking at what appears to be some really ultra-scientific egghead type stuff about, um, Ranch Dressing. And that kind of freaked us out, a little bit.

See, we were thinking that this NutritionData website would offer a ton of swell information specific to salad dressings, condiments, etc. Instead, we got the Human Genome project, or some kind of NASA Asteroid Charting Project, or something like that.

Note to the team over at NutritionData: What are you guys, fresh out of MIT? Slow down! It’s only salad dressing, for Pete’s sake. I bet you guys are just a barrel of laughs on a date. I mean, hey, Chicks dig the Euclidean Geometry, am I right?